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  1. 03-02-2010 08:43 PM #10001
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    i'm really good at not making anyone feel left out. i was the 5th wheel for 95% of my life. i'd probably sit on your lap and allow you to hit my butt and adam wouldn't care he's no hobbesthecat.
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    Well, here you have it, Milk, all. © Bradford.

    Uncle Milk

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    He hit the store on Thursday, the Jim Beam juice was somethin’ missed
    Ruffles, cheese, e-lec-tricity, man that counter guy looked pissed

    15 types of whiskey sat callin’ out his name
    “Milky come ‘n take me home tonight, I’m a hot and bothered dame”
    Drinkin’ like nobody’s business, out of Randy Macho’s face
    It was kinda weird but hey what the hell, the mug said “dishwasher safe”

    When Milk came to he posted, “muh head hurts somethin’ bad”
    He thought he heard the great Macho Man, but then felt his cock in his hand
    His pants were inside out, he was runnin’ mighty late
    Bolting out the door with his colon full, damn chips still on his face

    Uncle Milk couldn’t see that night
    Drank himself dumb b’cause he boarded all his life
    16 cheesy slices, like some sick, twisted cannibal cow
    He bit his lip
    ‘N Milk proceeded to chow

    Commemorate the excess, the drunken stupor shame
    Milk drank a fifth of whiskey boys, we’re gonna toast to his user name
    If ya post enough we’ll lova ya, with any bit of luck
    We’ll get as drunk as Milk did that night, that drunken pile of fuck

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  2. 03-02-2010 08:43 PM #10002
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kyle Funk From ufck View Post
    "I got a cheese burger in my pants," said one completely sober patron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara View Post
    i'm really good at not making anyone feel left out. i was the 5th wheel for 95% of my life. i'd probably sit on your lap and allow you to hit my butt and adam wouldn't care he's no hobbesthecat.
    that's great news
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  4. 03-02-2010 09:10 PM #10004
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    Jesus what a finish today... Full on body bumping and head butting. Dude is a beast
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  7. 03-02-2010 09:14 PM #10007
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    butt pat
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    Quote Originally Posted by lust View Post
    Jesus what a finish today... Full on body bumping and head butting. Dude is a beast
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  9. 03-02-2010 09:18 PM #10009
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  14. 03-22-2010 09:39 PM #10014
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